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Published: 29.03.2018

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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? Any post asking for advice should be generic and not specific to your situation alone.

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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Because I can't have you fall for anyone else. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Could you please step away from the bar? Because I just found the treasure I've been searching for!


Because I can see myself in your pants. I would add a picture but I'm on mobile. If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber. Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

    1. Ilnur_Husnutdinov - 30.03.2018 in 12:03

      I would add a picture but I'm on mobile. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

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